Far across the galaxy, or perhaps closer than we think, there is a little, Earth-sized planet, named Orn, that has 17 tiny moons.  Not many people on Earth know about this planet, and even fewer people know about the strange and wonderful beings there on the planet and moons.  However, I and my fellow xenohistorians (individuals who prefer to remain anonymous) have uncovered a rich body of literature from this planet and significant proof of its existence.  Furthermore, we know that advanced beings from this planet have been visiting our Earth for thousands of years, as evidenced by the significant impact of ancient Ornian tales on the mythology and literature of our planet.  Some of these visits have even occurred in contemporary times, with famous Earth writers often finding themselves in the presence of these Ornian aliens. Sophocles himself said, “One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is Orn.  And Groucho Marx said, “Well, Orn is Orn, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.”  Oscar Wilde rarely stopped talking about Ornians until he was put in jail for 2 years.  "There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating:  people who know absolutely everything about Orn, and people who know absolutely nothing."  Of course, the quotes from famous Earth writers have been changed by those who either didn’t hear them correctly or don’t believe in Orn.